split munequita: i have hoe hair right now.
Unicorn please: well
Unicorn please: when do you not have itg?
Unicorn please: HA HA.
split munequita: haha
split munequita: nice
Unicorn please: I personally, liked my HA HA. at the end
Unicorn please: for obnoxious emphasis.

split munequita: also,i have issues when fat girls wear trendy clothes
split munequita: bcz its lyk you look cute but not really
split munequita: is that horrible/
Unicorn please: oh my god
Unicorn please: why do you not come to school with me?
Unicorn please: please, everyone just thinks I'm mean
Unicorn please: but obesity IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.

split munequita: i think my sister just said Hi Mulan
split munequita: do i resemble mulan?
Unicorn please: well
Unicorn please: in the azn sense, completely

split munequita: it flashes really fast
split munequita: to give you a seizure i guess
Unicorn please: oh
Unicorn please: that's cool
Unicorn please: they're trying to give Pokemon evolutions a run for their money

Unicorn please signed off at 5:33:43 PM.
Unicorn please signed on at 8:46:31 PM.
Unicorn please signed off at 10:02:16 PM.
Unicorn please signed on at 1:33:24 PM.
Unicorn please is away at 1:38:54 PM.
Unicorn please returned at 3:29:15 PM.
Unicorn please signed off at 3:32:34 PM.
Unicorn please signed on at 4:40:34 PM.
Unicorn please is away at 4:52:39 PM.
Unicorn please returned at 4:59:20 PM.
Unicorn please: omg you taste like aids.
split munequita: plz.aids doesnt have a taste
Unicorn please: okay, okay, you taste like an abortion.


split munequita: so hows my fav ursa-slut who nudged me via livejournal
Unicorn please: wha?
Unicorn please: me?
split munequita: i got some email saying NERVOUSYSTEM HAS NUDGED YOU
Unicorn please: oh
Unicorn please: right
Unicorn please: that was an
Unicorn please: UPDATE YOUR JOURNAL, BITCH